Friday, December 21, 2012

STUPID PEOPLE!!


I just hate stupid people,incredibly stupid fucks, the kinda ones who we  meet everyday and wish they didn't exist at all,you know the kinda ones that I’m talking about don’t you…
The kinda ones who walk around with sunglasses in the middle of the night because they saw a Salman Khan or a Sharukh khan wearing that thing in a movie and they think its cool, yeah those are the ones that I’m talking about,they would be like "Hey is that you,man its so dark in here I can hardly notice you",that’s because you are wearing a  fucking sunglasses  in the middle of the night asshole,sunglasses are to be worn when there is a sun around, that’s why its called a sun glass and as you can notice he isn't  around here,is he? so take that thing of your face for fuck sake, before somebody thinks that a blind dumb ass has lost his way and has ended up here…

And you know the other kind of fucks who are just obsessed with being fair,the kinda ones who would wash their faces 15 times a day with rose water and apply all sorts of creams in a hope of getting fair,listen you dumb shit, what you have is what you get,try to be happy with that,you mom is black,you dad is black, their parents were black and so were their parents before that and that’s the reason you are black, it’s got something to do with your fucked up genes and nothing can change that ,even if you were to take bath with fair and lovely cream three times a day you would still remain black, unless and until somebody tries to spray paint your black ass white and you know that its just not possible,is it? so give the fuck up and try being happy the way you are, you miserable fuck…

And now a days man I see these stupid females riding a two wheeler around while making sure  every part of their body from head to toe remains hidden,you would have seen them right,they wrap around some kinda cloth around themselves, making sure no part of their body remains visible anymore ,I just don’t know whether its their new fashion statement inspired by the middle east or they are just plain ass stupid,now they feel that’s gonna stop the sun’s rays from entering their skin and getting them dark,what the fuck is wrong with you, because when the so called ozone layer couldn't prevent the suns rays from entering the earth, how is it that a stupid cloth with a millimeter thickness is gonna accomplish this task,its mere common sense and anyways let me tell you a secret about guys,for us its not the color that’s all that important ,it’s just the components that come with it that really matter’s, the bigger it is the better and it’s got nothing to do with color alright,so stop this nonsense and this sort of seduction is really not  gonna work out  for you,trust me…

And then you have these stupid guys who get so fucking excited watching these ads on television because they believe its true,remember the famous "AXE" ad,where in the guy in the ad sprays it and ends up being a chick magnet,now these guys really thought "Axe" could do that,everyday they would spray like half a bottle of that deodorant on to them and walk through the streets hoping to get lucky,that’s just ridiculous ,in order to attract somebody onto you, you got to have a face which has to look good,a personality and charisma to go along with it, that’s when you get lucky,you guys look like somebody tried to take a shit and you came out instead,that’s how shitty you look,with a face like that you should consider yourself lucky if you ever get laid,the only way that’s gonna happen is either the girl should be blind or look as ridiculous as you do, if not its just not gonna happen and stop using that AXE deodorant ,they gonna sue you for making a fool out of that product,trust me…

 I don’t understand the obsession with green tea these days among st fat people,they say it suppose to make u thin,listen up u dumb shit,tea is suppose to be black or brown if u mix with milk,that’s what tea is and that’s what its suppose to look like,that’s how it has always looked like,when invented tea in here that’s how it looked like and that’s why we call that thing tea,now why change that,that green looking thing right there looks like a cow with diarrhea tried to take a shit ,I wouldn't drink that ,nobody with common sense would,what’s wrong with you…
Listen fat guy,now don’t be stupid,you wanna shed your fat then you better start exercising because eating 6 meals a day is not gonna do you no good unless you wanna blow up and stop drinking green tea for fuck sake…

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