I just hate stupid people,incredibly stupid fucks, the kinda
ones who we meet everyday and wish they didn't exist at all,you know the kinda ones that I’m talking about don’t you…
The kinda ones who walk around with sunglasses in the middle
of the night because they saw a Salman Khan or a Sharukh khan wearing that
thing in a movie and they think its cool, yeah those are the ones that I’m
talking about,they would be like "Hey is that you,man its so dark in here I can
hardly notice you",that’s because you are wearing a fucking sunglasses in the middle of the night asshole,sunglasses
are to be worn when there is a sun around, that’s why its called a sun glass and
as you can notice he isn't around here,is he? so take that thing of your face for fuck sake, before somebody thinks that a blind dumb ass has lost his way and has ended up
here…
And you know the other
kind of fucks who are just obsessed with being fair,the kinda ones who would
wash their faces 15 times a day with rose water and apply all sorts of creams
in a hope of getting fair,listen you dumb shit, what you have is what you get,try
to be happy with that,you mom is black,you dad is black, their parents were
black and so were their parents before that and that’s the reason you are black, it’s got something to do with your fucked up genes and nothing can change
that ,even if you were to take bath with fair and lovely cream three times a
day you would still remain black, unless and until
somebody tries to spray paint your black ass white and you know that its just
not possible,is it? so give the fuck up and try being happy the way you are, you
miserable fuck…
And now a days man I see these stupid females riding a two
wheeler around while making sure every
part of their body from head to toe remains hidden,you would have seen them
right,they wrap around some kinda cloth around themselves, making sure no part of their body remains visible
anymore ,I just don’t know whether its their new fashion statement inspired by
the middle east or they are just plain ass stupid,now they feel that’s gonna
stop the sun’s rays from entering their skin and getting them dark,what the
fuck is wrong with you, because when the
so called ozone layer couldn't prevent the suns rays from entering the earth, how is it that a stupid cloth with a millimeter thickness is gonna accomplish
this task,its mere common sense and anyways let me tell you a secret about
guys,for us its not the color that’s all that important ,it’s just the
components that come with it that really matter’s, the bigger it is the
better and it’s got nothing to do with color alright,so stop this nonsense and
this sort of seduction is really not gonna work out for you,trust me…
And then you have these stupid guys who get so fucking
excited watching these ads on television because they believe its true,remember
the famous "AXE" ad,where in the guy in the ad sprays it and ends up being a
chick magnet,now these guys really thought "Axe" could do that,everyday they
would spray like half a bottle of that deodorant on to them and walk through
the streets hoping to get lucky,that’s just ridiculous ,in order to attract
somebody onto you, you got to have a face which has to look good,a personality
and charisma to go along with it, that’s when you get lucky,you guys look like
somebody tried to take a shit and you came out instead,that’s how shitty you
look,with a face like that you should consider yourself lucky if you ever get
laid,the only way that’s gonna happen is either the girl should be blind or
look as ridiculous as you do, if not its just not gonna happen and stop using
that AXE deodorant ,they gonna sue you for making a fool out of that product,trust me…
I don’t understand
the obsession with green tea these days among st fat people,they say it suppose
to make u thin,listen up u dumb shit,tea is suppose to be black or brown if u
mix with milk,that’s what tea is and that’s what its suppose to look
like,that’s how it has always looked like,when invented tea in here that’s how
it looked like and that’s why we call that thing tea,now why change that,that
green looking thing right there looks like a cow with diarrhea tried to take a
shit ,I wouldn't drink that ,nobody with common sense would,what’s wrong with
you…
Listen fat guy,now don’t be stupid,you wanna shed your fat
then you better start exercising because eating 6 meals a day is not gonna do
you no good unless you wanna blow up and stop drinking green tea for fuck sake…
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